Emails with an absurd car insurance agent

The other day I got a call from my car insurance agency telling me that I now qualify for a lower insurance rate. I asked the new agent on the phone for two things:

  1. The new policy’s quote
  2. My current policy so I could compare both policies

    Sometimes agents will tell you that you qualify for a lower price, but they’ll screw you by giving you less coverage, hoping that you won’t read it. I wasn’t about to let this happen.

    So began the following email exchange….

    Fox McCloud to star in The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    Just knowing that the Twilight book and movie series exists is such a waste of my time. I can’t even imagine how much of a waste of time it was for people who actually enjoy it.

    However, all my feelings about Twilight recently changed when I saw the trailer for the new movie New Moon and realized that the rumors were true: Fox McCloud from Nintendo’s popular StarFox video game series is guest starring…