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Fox McCloud to star in The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Just knowing that the Twilight book and movie series exists is such a waste of my time. I can’t even imagine how much of a waste of time it was for people who actually enjoy it.

However, all my feelings about Twilight recently changed when I saw the trailer for the new movie New Moon and realized that the rumors were true: Fox McCloud from Nintendo’s popular StarFox video game series is guest starring:

Twilight screenshot

Don’t believe me?

Fox McCloud

Still don’t believe me?

Fox McCloud in twilight

In all seriousness, this “werewolf” looks absurdly harmless. And as you may know, the director of New Moon also directed the smash flop The Golden Compass. And, the economy being how it is, I’m sure we can all understand recycling the same horrible CGI wolf models from The Golden Compass.


Am I the only one calling shenanigans on the fact that the kid’s movie Golden Compass has scarier wolves than the teen-centered New Moon? Perhaps teen girls are more prone to shit-in-the-pants when they see something scary?