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Wrong person or: best spam email of all time

Just exchanged emails with someone who mistook me for another Jesse Chapman. Either that, or this is the most complex spam email I’ve ever received.

From: Daniel Chapman
To: Jesse Chapman
Subject: Taoism and stuff

Hey brother Jesse,

Click on the link below and download this eBook.. I have just read it and got alot out of it.. talks about energy like I have heard you talk about before.. I think you will like it.. let me know how you go.

http://www.yangtown.com/ebooks/revive-your-sex-drive-free-taoist-sexual-energy-techniques-ebook

DC


From: Jesse Chapman
To: Daniel Chapman
Subject: Taoism and stuff

Sorry, but who is this?


From: Daniel Chapman
To: Jesse Chapman
Subject: Taoism and stuff

I am someone from your past.. someone who knows all about your golly golly.. someone who knows koodu and pee pee… who am i?


From: Jesse Chapman
To: Daniel Chapman
Subject: Taoism and stuff

I tracked your IP and it looks like you’re from Australia. I don’t know anyone in Australia. And based on this exchange, I don’t think I want to.


From: Daniel Chapman
To: Jesse Chapman
Subject: Taoism and stuff

Haha oh your really not the Jesse Chapman I thought you were.. that is so weird coz my brother, Jesse John Chapman’s email address is supposedly yours.

He’s only just set it up though and he’s not very computer literate so he may have got it wrong.

I’ll sort it out. Sorry to confuse you like that..


Jesse John Chapman probably has a Hotmail address. What a loser. And apparently a creep.